Aww this poor girl isn’t asking for you to make fat jokes at her expense, but here they come…
Wow! you can predict the future! Promise me you won’t use your powers for evil.
Danny Devito!!!! I love your movies….
I’m thinking the crowd here may be a bit old for a Mean Girls reference…Then again this crowd does like their girls hot and of a questionable-not-quite-sure-she’s-legal age so it’s a toss up.
cash, money, bitches
“It’s simple, we eat the Bieber.”
Cut to 15 years from now: “Mommy, why is the guy from the car wash in a picture with you?”
To which will come the reply, “That’s not the guy from the car wash, that’s just some fat chick. And I’m your daddy, Justin Jr. D-a-d-d-y.”
Is she his biggest fan?
Possibly…certainly up there in the top three or four.
This post wins.
Thread ends here.
Selena Gomez stood no chance… I can literally see her still trying to kick her way out of her stomach…
-Passenger 43 on express train to hell
The MapleChrist proves he too can perform the 5 loaf miracle.
she looks like shes trying not to laugh at how fat she is
I’d love to give that girl an Indian sunburn.
He looks really comfortable in this pic.
Of course he does. Her left hand has a digit or two up his ass, just the way he likes it.
Can he at least try to act hetero for a five-second photo?
If I were her, I’d have crushed him afterward.
Or at least fucking grateful to have fans. WTF is with the put-upon face?
here come the pregnancy rumors again…
Did NOT mean to thumb you down. So sorry. I liked your comment. Thumbs up.
He stopped being a douche for a few minutes to act like he cares about the fans who illegally download his music.
Well, at least he’s not discriminating towards other shapes of people. Then again, PR stunt.
this is the happiest this poor fat girl is ever going to be
How the fuck do you know? She may have just lost 25 or 30 lbs. Maybe she’s just glad to be waking up on the right side of the grass. You are incredibly condescending and an asshole to boot.
You sound fat.
Why would Kelly Clarkson have her picture taken with him?
So to fight childhood obesity in America, all we have to do is get rid of Bieber? Sounds like a plan to me.
Pretty much how I pictured the most die hard Bieber fan.
I would pay her 100 bucks to stick his head in her gut and let him see if he could find his way out.
Why do I have this overwhelming desire for Jiffy-Pop….?
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