superficial

  1. She’s trying to eat him

  2. it had to be said

    She’s performing with Midnight Oil?

  3. Mr. Poop

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

  4. That man knows no fear…

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Don’t tell me you put another Nathan’s All Beef hot dog in your pants before we came out here. Don’t tell me.”

    (playing guitar, nods head wildly)

    “mmm…someone’s going to be a lucky boy tonight. Rawwrr.”

    • mrsmass

      for some reason, reading this made me really uncomfortable. probably because this is the actual dialog of what’s going on here.

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    They’re stuck! Someone get some thinner!

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Blonde really isn’t her color. To be fair, none of the colors are her colors.

  8. anonymous

    Judging from this pic, the new Die Hard movie looks like it’s going to suck.

  9. lori

    Notice the strategic placing of the bass guitar.

  10. Tad Bit Tipsy

    I’d like to put a little Molson’s in that, but I don’t have enough money to buy that many cases!!!

  11. Crissy

    “be a sweetheart and grab me a burger!”

  12. Tomas

    She has a big butt.

  13. wheres my hat...

    I see she is doing the thing of having a giant belt so she can feel better about having loads of holes unused…classic fat kid move *nods in sad acknowledgement*

  14. tlmck

    At least he brought protection.

  15. I knew she was in league with Voldermort! She’s a Death Eater and apparently, death’s been busy.

  16. kimmykimkim

    One more burger and her belly would be muting that bass.

  17. Stewie Griffin

    It’s called a diet! Try it sometime!

  18. I’m pretty sure he could outrun her, so why isn’t he??

  19. I’m less concerned about her weight and more worried about her hair. Would you call that Goldenrod or Canary. Must consult my kids’ crayon box.

  20. journalschism

    Fat Blake Lively.

  21. Sammy

    Ordinarily I don’t have a problem with the way Kelly looks. I’m sure I’m not in the majority but I would actually do her. I can’t stand her hair in this pic though.

  22. harshfucker

    So fucking fat. Always hasbeen always will be.

  23. Viewer

    I can’t figure out if she got a terrible dye job in an effort to become blonde, or if she’s trying to be punk with that color. ew.

  24. Alpha Female

    I don’t care what any of you say, this is HOT.

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