Josh Duhamel with his assistant in Santa Monica. (August 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
After a few years of Fergie, I’m sure that assistant and her “lady vagina” is looking pretty good.
In that box is 20 copies of his new CD, “Jazzin’ With Josh.” Poor girl has been carrying it around for weeks.
Don’t care if you are a celebrity that hires an assistant to do things that normal people do on their own… Man up, you carry the goddamn box of lightbulbs and the plastic bag, pussy.
He may as well just hand his testicles in at the same place that Fergie did.
That’s her lunch in that box, and Josh probably learned a harsh lesson when he attempted to touch it.
I hope his hand didn’t need stitches.
that’s quite an ASSistant…..
I’m guessing Fergie made this hire.
He sure looks like a great person to work for.
Josh: “So, just to review: you’ve got the map of the place I want the box delivered this afternoon. I’m going to call up my detective friend on the LAPD, and we’re going to pick up Taboo for a ‘ride-a-long’. When he leaves with us, you smear her blood all over his house. I mean I want it everywhere. Then, when the box arrives in the field, I open it, turn around, shoot Taboo in the face, and boom, perfect alibi. Worked for Pitt and Paltrow, it has to work for me.”
Assistant: “Totally……………..I love you, Josh.”
Wow, Fergie is looking a lot better!
Five years and ninety pounds ago:”I’m going to grab your box while you play with my balls.”
Today: “Grab that box.”
I didnt know Jessica Simpson was his assistant!!!
“You sure you got everything to wash the car? I need Transformers 4.”
are you sure that’s not fergie?
That assistant is Fergie approved to Josh’s dismay.
Let me guess: Fergie picks his assistants.
“Psych! I knocked up my real assistant 6 months ago.”
Might have to change her name to Forgalish
Does she eat his food for him too?
To help her out, he is carrying most of his useless crap in his pants.
This girl is still thinner than Jessica Simpson.
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