Wow, he’s really got the make-up down for Burn Victim #3.

Red Skull had trouble fitting on his new skin-mask this morning.

Looking less and less human every day.

They never catch a picture of him when the 99 minutes are up

oh crap that wasn’t a rubber mask

I can’t figure out what is more bizarre: the hairline, the face itself, the pinky ring, the sunglasses, or the pocket square.

Hey, look who just got a new face riveted on.

Thank goodness that’s his thumb!

This look is only acceptable if he’s doing a movie about Tsjernobyl

Weeellllll I guess the hair is an improvement on the rats next that existed before….I guess….

“Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Mickey Rourke…give him a nice round of applause…”
*into a wrist radio* “OK, guys, open fire!”

I’ve seen better looking full face transplant patients-next!

Toddler Logic: “Maybe if I put on these sunglasses, no one will see me scratch my balls.”

Who the fuck let Bernie wander off by himself again?!?

Two pictures of Tori Spelling in a row is just a bit much, no?

It’s like his head is pre-Photoshopped.

Clearly he’s someone who wished Sin City was a movie that had never ended.

I did not realize they were already doing makeup for the new Sin City movie.

Oh shit, the wax statue uprising has begun!

This dude is awesome.

” So this is that soder-pop them youngin’s are all talkin’ about.”

So Waylon and Madam merged. With nearly lifelke results.