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  1. it had to be said

    Wow, he’s really got the make-up down for Burn Victim #3.

  2. Red Skull had trouble fitting on his new skin-mask this morning.

  3. Contusion

    Looking less and less human every day.

  4. They never catch a picture of him when the 99 minutes are up

  5. Emma Watson's Vagina

    oh crap that wasn’t a rubber mask

  6. Contusion

    I can’t figure out what is more bizarre: the hairline, the face itself, the pinky ring, the sunglasses, or the pocket square.

  7. EricLr

    Hey, look who just got a new face riveted on.

  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Thank goodness that’s his thumb!

  9. Continu

    This look is only acceptable if he’s doing a movie about Tsjernobyl

  10. squishy

    Weeellllll I guess the hair is an improvement on the rats next that existed before….I guess….

  11. “Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Mickey Rourke…give him a nice round of applause…”
    *into a wrist radio* “OK, guys, open fire!”

  12. kimmykimkim

    I’ve seen better looking full face transplant patients-next!

  13. YourRetarded

    Toddler Logic: “Maybe if I put on these sunglasses, no one will see me scratch my balls.”

  14. HMcMoi

    Who the fuck let Bernie wander off by himself again?!?

  15. father dougal

    Two pictures of Tori Spelling in a row is just a bit much, no?

  16. Jason

    It’s like his head is pre-Photoshopped.

  17. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Clearly he’s someone who wished Sin City was a movie that had never ended.

  18. tlmck

    I did not realize they were already doing makeup for the new Sin City movie.

  19. Swearin

    Oh shit, the wax statue uprising has begun!

  20. HollywoodOutsider

    This dude is awesome.

  21. Fingergod

    ” So this is that soder-pop them youngin’s are all talkin’ about.”

  22. bbiowa

    So Waylon and Madam merged. With nearly lifelke results.

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