Katie Price at the launch of Walkers Deep Ridged crisp at The Old Truman Brewery in London. (August 29, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Sure, Katie. First time you’ve ever been bound up and stuck to a wall. We totally believe you.
“Not at all like my first pony ride…”
The guy holding the rope: “I think we should institute a harness bleaching policy”.
All others nod in agreement.
Don’t worry guys, she’s got plenty of safety features…
leave her up there, for the love of God!
Katie is not impressed.
I don’t know how this chick can go rock climbing, as she hasn’t seen her feet in years.
Pop quiz! Did she:
a) Just get her period
b) Just shit her pants
c) Just have a stroke
d) Just fart
e) Just realize one of her chest accoutrements popped
(f) Realise she’s clueless as to how to get down now everyone has abandoned the scene.
How does one climb a rock wall while lugging double D implants on the chest?
I think they just strapped her in and winched her up for a few photographs.
Just how deep is that ridged crisp?
I hope that was a fart and I hope I’m high enough to escape scrutiny.
“No Dallas, the other way! The other way!”
This is what would happen to Charisma Carpenter if she got a plastic surgery and cocaine addiction.
She almost looks normal here.
This is as terrified as my face appears
“I hope I am high enough that no one heard that one.”
Ironic, considering her mouth drove Peter Andre up the wall.
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