Welcome to the Boys & Girls Club of Burbank, serving the children of those impoverished souls who can’t afford the latest Mercedes model year.
“Hey what happened to that table full of Lunchables we left out?!?”
The paps should probably shoot her in panorama mode but who the fuck wants to see her anyway?
“Your Honor, the witness is clearly lying. Anyone who claims Tori Spelling was ever even remotely attractive is a pathological liar.”
“Here is Exhibit C. I rest my case.”
That’s what happened to my shower curtain!
How is it that someone continually impregnates this woman?!
She’s practically unbangable IMHO
HAHA, I was just thinking the same.
Obviously this is a woman who doesnt mind Doggie, otherwise no fucking way, man.
This reminds me…I need to get a new tent before I go camping next weekend.
Is she pregnant again, still pregnant from before, or infinitely pregnant.
But she’s so hot! Can you blame the guy?
Gives her something to do. Again.
I knew she’d look just like wholesome Donna Martin again someday.
one of the ugliest women i have ever seen
Have some fucking humanity.
Geez, throw momma from the train already!
Looks like someone already did, and she landed on her face…
Working a Muumuu in your forties has got to be a sign of impending death.
The sad thing is, she’s not even 40 yet. She’s only 39.
Don’t even get me started. I do not have the energy today. Just no.
But this is when you shine the brightest!
Seriously, she reminds me of Pillow People.
Mickey Rourke’s a crossdresser?
Man, she has /got/ to be tired of being pregnant.
That reminds me, “Mr. Ed” is on TV right now.
She should be on Real Housewives.
It looks like she ate the Boys and Girls Club of Burbank
she looks like a camel in thee face
Looks as if someone Photoshopped a too large face onto someone else’s head.
She should stop flatironing her hair.
Tori Spelling? More like Tori Swelling!
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