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  1. EricLr

    Welcome to the Boys & Girls Club of Burbank, serving the children of those impoverished souls who can’t afford the latest Mercedes model year.

  2. “Hey what happened to that table full of Lunchables we left out?!?”

  3. “Your Honor, the witness is clearly lying. Anyone who claims Tori Spelling was ever even remotely attractive is a pathological liar.”

    “Here is Exhibit C. I rest my case.”

  4. The Most Interesting

    That’s what happened to my shower curtain!

  5. scottyfoldover

    How is it that someone continually impregnates this woman?!
    She’s practically unbangable IMHO

    • Buddy The Elf

      HAHA, I was just thinking the same.
      Obviously this is a woman who doesnt mind Doggie, otherwise no fucking way, man.

  6. Contusion

    This reminds me…I need to get a new tent before I go camping next weekend.

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    Is she pregnant again, still pregnant from before, or infinitely pregnant.

  8. Blech

    I knew she’d look just like wholesome Donna Martin again someday.

  9. lily

    one of the ugliest women i have ever seen

  10. Geez, throw momma from the train already!

  11. Working a Muumuu in your forties has got to be a sign of impending death.

  12. kimmykimkim

    Don’t even get me started. I do not have the energy today. Just no.

  13. Bigalkie

    Mickey Rourke’s a crossdresser?

  14. Man, she has /got/ to be tired of being pregnant.

  15. JR

    That reminds me, “Mr. Ed” is on TV right now.

  16. mandope

    She should be on Real Housewives.

  17. King Diamond

    It looks like she ate the Boys and Girls Club of Burbank

  18. clito

    she looks like a camel in thee face

  19. Looks as if someone Photoshopped a too large face onto someone else’s head.

    She should stop flatironing her hair.

  20. Pierce Bronzetan

    Tori Spelling? More like Tori Swelling!

  21. bbiowa

    Promoting a high-fat, substance-less meal with no nutritional value… seems about right.

  22. I can’t believe this bitch posed in Playboy.

    *Yuck*

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