Yo-Yo Ma and Paul Simon at the Polar Music Prize at Konserthuset in Stockholm, Sweden. (August 28, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You say potato, I say…I pooped my pants.
They are showing us what they did to that hooker.
“…and then we lightly touched the tips of our penises together.”
Jeez Paul, go outside ever once in a while
I thought this was a pale, sickly miniature Mel Brooks.
“And so Yo Yo says, they’re called finger cuffs. Put your finger in . . .”
yellowy and ivory, live together in perfect harmony…
I think it’s courageous that Paul Simon, obviously being near death, is still going out and making appearances.
Sulu and Chekov are getting old.
Paul Simon looks like he’s been dead for a week.
Was just gonna say he looked like an example of a bad mortician’s work. Oofa. I know he’s a music legend, but……
“Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!”
Yo-Yo: “Shape of Art Garfunkel!”
Paul: “Form of get me the fuck out of here.”
Paul Simon: “Elliott…Elliott!”
Yo-Yo Ma: “Okay, you’re right. You DO look exactly like E. T.”
I see your Swartz is as big as mine!
Nice one. :D
“Pull my finger…No, you pull my finger…No, you pull my…”
“It’s actually a duel, but neither one of us had the energy to walk ten paces…”
You touch finger…I charge you five dolla.
Yo Dracula ‘sup?
Everyone knows the Yo loves to hit up Madame Tussaud’s when he’s in town.
It’s getting harder to tell Paul Simon from his dead mom.
It’s Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama.
“Pull my finger”
“No, you pull my finger.”
Did the embalm Paul Simon already?
“You can call me a coroner.”
Push my finger?
What Happened to that hottie singer Paul Simon married back when she was hot, and famous? Never heard from her again, and never see him out with her. Did he dump her off the side of a boat, or put her corpse out for the trashmen?
” no dude, you look awesome!…..no bro, YOU look awesome…nah dog, YOU…”
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