1. EricLr

    You say potato, I say…I pooped my pants.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    They are showing us what they did to that hooker.

  3. Batman

    “…and then we lightly touched the tips of our penises together.”

  4. Jeez Paul, go outside ever once in a while

  5. it had to be said

    “And so Yo Yo says, they’re called finger cuffs. Put your finger in . . .”

  6. “pooop…”

  7. bamf

    yellowy and ivory, live together in perfect harmony…

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I think it’s courageous that Paul Simon, obviously being near death, is still going out and making appearances.

  9. Sulu and Chekov are getting old.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Paul Simon looks like he’s been dead for a week.

  11. “Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!”
    Yo-Yo: “Shape of Art Garfunkel!”
    Paul: “Form of get me the fuck out of here.”

  12. Paul Simon: “Elliott…Elliott!”

    Yo-Yo Ma: “Okay, you’re right. You DO look exactly like E. T.”

  13. Tad Bit Tipsy

    I see your Swartz is as big as mine!

  14. squishy

    “Pull my finger…No, you pull my finger…No, you pull my…”

  15. “It’s actually a duel, but neither one of us had the energy to walk ten paces…”

  16. Urvag

    You touch finger…I charge you five dolla.

  17. Yo Dracula ‘sup?

  18. FiddlerOnTheRoofies

    Everyone knows the Yo loves to hit up Madame Tussaud’s when he’s in town.

  19. cagster

    It’s getting harder to tell Paul Simon from his dead mom.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    It’s Yo Yo Ma and Yo Mama.

  21. “Pull my finger”
    “No, you pull my finger.”

  22. Jason

    Did the embalm Paul Simon already?

  23. “You can call me a coroner.”

  24. tlmck

    Push my finger?

  25. Schmidtler

    What Happened to that hottie singer Paul Simon married back when she was hot, and famous? Never heard from her again, and never see him out with her. Did he dump her off the side of a boat, or put her corpse out for the trashmen?

  26. Dish

    ” no dude, you look awesome!…..no bro, YOU look awesome…nah dog, YOU…”

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