The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.29.12
Brett Ratner in New York City. (August 28, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 8.29.12
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Greasy fingers don’t work worth shit on a touch screen.
Damned new technology! You just want to do one simple thing, like send a picture of your junk out to your production assistants, and it’s all “password this” and “login that.”
Shrimp platters – there’s an App for that
“Siri, What’s the closest shrimp cocktail sex parlor?”
“No no, little girl. I’m not at all taking a picture of you while bending over… I am uhmmm checking my email.. yeah, that’s it…”
So sorry sir, just noticed my comment is suspiciously similar to yours. I hate coming in late! (But Ratner likes coming in shrimp.)
“What are youooooo”
Turtle got old fast.
“OK, just pretend I’m checking my email…that’s it…sloww….don’t wanna look like a guy taking pics of the next table’s shrimp cocktail…”
A little known fact: Brett directed and edited most of X-men 3 using an app he found on the iphone.
Girls Gone Wild via iphone!
“Beam me up, Scotty…hello, Scotty?… ♫ Yooo Hooo ♫ …Scotty? Yo, Scotty…I said, ‘Beam me the fuck up, you sheep-shagging porridge wog…SCOTTY, you motherfucker…”
Yes, Olivia Munn fucked that!
No, that fucked Olivia Munn in the ASS.
HOLY SHIT Weight Watchers !
It reminds me of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the monolith is smaller and the monkey is larger. The effect is the same though.
What a gross, nasty looking man.
A watched phone never rings.
N-O B-A-B-Y-, P-R-A-W-N-S C-H-A-F-F-E R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-?
J-U-S-T G-E-T W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R I-S O-N S-A-L-E-,
A-N-D G-R-A-B S-O-M-E W-H-I-P-P-E-T-S O-N Y-O-U-R W-A-Y H-O-M-E
Nice Jew-fro! He’s morphing into Harvey Weinstein.