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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Greasy fingers don’t work worth shit on a touch screen.

  2. EricLr

    Damned new technology! You just want to do one simple thing, like send a picture of your junk out to your production assistants, and it’s all “password this” and “login that.”

  3. Shrimp platters – there’s an App for that

  4. “Siri, What’s the closest shrimp cocktail sex parlor?”

  5. “No no, little girl. I’m not at all taking a picture of you while bending over… I am uhmmm checking my email.. yeah, that’s it…”

  6. “What are youooooo”

  7. Jill

    Turtle got old fast.

  8. “OK, just pretend I’m checking my email…that’s it…sloww….don’t wanna look like a guy taking pics of the next table’s shrimp cocktail…”

  9. Bionic_Crouton

    A little known fact: Brett directed and edited most of X-men 3 using an app he found on the iphone.

  10. squishy

    Girls Gone Wild via iphone!

  11. “Beam me up, Scotty…hello, Scotty?… ♫ Yooo Hooo ♫ …Scotty? Yo, Scotty…I said, ‘Beam me the fuck up, you sheep-shagging porridge wog…SCOTTY, you motherfucker…”

  12. Stewie Griffin

    Yes, Olivia Munn fucked that!

  13. Lohan's Parole Officer

    HOLY SHIT Weight Watchers !

  14. It reminds me of 2001: A Space Odyssey, but the monolith is smaller and the monkey is larger. The effect is the same though.

  15. Carolyn

    What a gross, nasty looking man.

  16. tlmck

    A watched phone never rings.

  17. Ruckus

    N-O B-A-B-Y-, P-R-A-W-N-S C-H-A-F-F-E R-E-M-E-M-B-E-R-?

    J-U-S-T G-E-T W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R I-S O-N S-A-L-E-,

    A-N-D G-R-A-B S-O-M-E W-H-I-P-P-E-T-S O-N Y-O-U-R W-A-Y H-O-M-E

  18. JungleRed

    Nice Jew-fro! He’s morphing into Harvey Weinstein.

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