1. dontkillthemessenger

    She either fell asleep in the tanning booth or willingly put it on the Naomi Campbell setting.

  2. EricLR

    Where in the world is Nicole Scherzinger?

  3. She looks like such a bitch, I would drop her luggage directly on her toe if I was handling her bags

  4. Mike Walker

    Lighten up, Nicole.

  5. anonymous

    How did she become black?

  6. Doncha wish your girlfriend had cancer like me?

  7. Minky Wail

    “I knew I should have slept with Sebastian.”

  8. Robb7

    She was always black. She just sprays herself a tannish-white to pass for German.

  9. tlmck

    “No Miss Scherzinger, we just meant darken your hair.”

  10. “Why is no one looking at my delicious tanned melons in this low cut dress so I can call them a pervert thus giving myself a brief feeling of superiority?”

  11. “Why hasn’t Simon Cowell called me back?”

  12. She looks like one toasty bitch.

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