She either fell asleep in the tanning booth or willingly put it on the Naomi Campbell setting.
Either way, she’s toast.
Where in the world is Nicole Scherzinger?
She looks like such a bitch, I would drop her luggage directly on her toe if I was handling her bags
Lighten up, Nicole.
How did she become black?
Something to do with some guy named Zimmerman, I forget the details…
Doncha wish your girlfriend had cancer like me?
“I knew I should have slept with Sebastian.”
She was always black. She just sprays herself a tannish-white to pass for German.
“No Miss Scherzinger, we just meant darken your hair.”
“Why is no one looking at my delicious tanned melons in this low cut dress so I can call them a pervert thus giving myself a brief feeling of superiority?”
“Why hasn’t Simon Cowell called me back?”
She looks like one toasty bitch.
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