“Oh her? Nah, she’s just a palette cleanser for Longoria.”
That’s just how Clooney likes ’em – nipples perky, and mouth shut.
Wow….she really looks great!
Somehow I don’t think Clooney is scraping up Jesse James’ sloppy seconds.
Maybe she’s the official “Balls Cleanser” for the weekend
How many battery acid douches did it take to clean up that bio-hazard before her cooch was even remotely useable again?
I bet there is still Nazi servingware, old SS medals, and some of Hitler’s mustache hair in there. I also don’t believe for shit that she was caught unawares of her ex-husbands nazi masturbation rituals until everybody found out. And I don’t believe her dipshit ex-husband is anymore of a nazi than Paula Deen is a klan member.
Well said, McBeef. Agreed.
I’d be happy to volunteer to go looking for those artifacts. I’ll bring my own mustache hair though.
Ah say, I say, who let this joy kill on here?
At this point, George yelled out “Hey, Catherine Zeta Jones and Monica Bellucci are waving us over!” because God hates the rest of us.
Said The Pope.
It’s a weird world where you see these two people together, and you think, “Yea, she’s WAY to old for him.”
Sandra is still fucking hot! I would.
“F&#k, you ate onions for lunch”
“Yeah, yeah, if this boat goes below 50 mph it’s gonna blow up…shut it!”
Bullock is unimpressed with Clooney’s W.C. Fields impression.
This guy is certainly living the life. Good for him.
Clooney is famous for his Fozzy Bear impression.
– “George look at all that people waving at us.”
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