I feel a disturbance in my pants. It’s as if suddenly a million voices cried out saying “I’ll never have an erection again…”
She’s already given me so many.
Single White Female? Still fits.
Hey Mike Damone, see my face? This is a big fuck you for not paying for half of the abortion like we agreed.
She was so fucking hot back then. Time is a ruthless bastard.
Even in Fast Times at Ridgemont High she was nothing special.
She was “that girl” at the high school party that sat by herself until all the hot ones started getting taken upstairs and you’re sitting there going “eh, why not” then proceed to act interested in her answers to dumb questions.
Yep… not hot, never was.
She was no Pheobe Cates. Or Spiccoli for that matter.
Dude looks like a lady…
She looks like she got hit in the face with a helicopter blade.
And the story ends with helicopter blade tucking its tails between its legs and running away.
I was wondering when the Vic Morrow jokes would start.
Fuck you, time
“You little scamp! Did you take my eyebrows?”
I thought she was supposed to be hot…am I thinking of someone else?
Jesus Christ, enough with the remakes! I mean Monster came out what, not even ten years ago.
WTF happened to Eric Stoltz?
And the remainder of my adolescent fantasies limps off to die.
Some Kind of Not Wonderful.
Senior White Female
Bruce Jenner looks like shit
She was terminally young for decades, then it all caught up to her, like, today.
This must mean Spicoli is about 90 now.
Time is a motherfucker. She was so hot in “Single White Female”.
She’s been 20 for like 30 years; she’s perfectly entitled to move on to being 12 now.
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Jennifer Jason Leigh in New York City. (August 27, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN