superficial

  1. Vlad

    I feel a disturbance in my pants. It’s as if suddenly a million voices cried out saying “I’ll never have an erection again…”

  2. It's OK

    She’s already given me so many.

  3. JJ

    Single White Female? Still fits.

  4. Hey Mike Damone, see my face? This is a big fuck you for not paying for half of the abortion like we agreed.

  5. Dude looks like a lady…

  6. EricLR

    She looks like she got hit in the face with a helicopter blade.

  7. Heywood Jablomie

    Fuck you, time

  8. “You little scamp! Did you take my eyebrows?”

  9. I thought she was supposed to be hot…am I thinking of someone else?

  10. donkeylicks

    Jesus Christ, enough with the remakes! I mean Monster came out what, not even ten years ago.

  11. JW

    WTF happened to Eric Stoltz?

  12. And the remainder of my adolescent fantasies limps off to die.

  13. Voice of Reisling

    Some Kind of Not Wonderful.

  14. Mooby

    Senior White Female

  15. bagmotherfucker

    Bruce Jenner looks like shit

  16. She was terminally young for decades, then it all caught up to her, like, today.

  17. tlmck

    This must mean Spicoli is about 90 now.

  18. Time is a motherfucker. She was so hot in “Single White Female”.

  19. She’s been 20 for like 30 years; she’s perfectly entitled to move on to being 12 now.

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