1. Fred Garvin

    Poor girl needs to eat something – food might help her condition.

  2. The closest he’s ever been to a woman.

  3. Her mutant ability is to turn sideways and disappear.

  4. She’s barking up the wrong bonsai, if you know what I mean.

  5. Sorry lady he doesn’t eat sushi…but he will eat a plump, juicy hot-dog. And don’t forget the Fosters and anal lube.

  6. sour life

    give ramen to the asian woman inmediatly!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. The Wolverine was fucking awesome.

  8. this is so much more credible than any picture of him with his “wife”


    Trying to smell what the other ate today: nothing, and cocks.

  10. He has to be singing. He only gets this close to women during a musical number.

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