superficial

  1. jep

    You kids get of my damn lawn!

  2. Damn, who spiked his Gefilte fish this morning.

  3. “Walking Small”

  4. Wow, is he still alive? He must be a million years old…

  5. Jackmac

    We will soon find out the suspenders are actually holding his pants down.

  6. Larry “Lich” King

  7. maria

    give us our precious you filthy hobbits!

  8. Did you know that if you skinned Larry King and ironed out his leather, you could make enough coats for every poor child in america

  9. broduhjenner

    just hit on that lady behind him, was irked by her lack of response

  10. Flatliner

    I take it Larry didn’t like the response when he asked how his butt looked when trying on skinny jeans.

  11. …that dark crystal/skeksis joke from the other day would work here too.

  12. MRF

    Well, you’d be angry too if someone kept stomping over your bridge.

  13. maoix

    “You should shop at Forever 91 instead, old man!”

  14. Hmm

    Is he The Master from The Strain?

  15. It’s as if a leprechaun, Walter Matthau, and Groot made a baby.

  16. “No suspenders !? What kind of store is this !?”

  17. This is not the crotch shot I was looking for.

  18. “I can’t believe these goy bastards don’t carry any Kosher underwear.”

  19. “I hate these skinny jeans!”

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