Checking his texts to see if he is in the next Expendables film.
Just checking Grindr for possible upgrades.
“Ah…Angry Birds…I love you.”
What a marvelous modern age we live in, where you can get gay porn on your phone.
“Dammit Joey Lawrence, where the hell are you, I told you to meet me here at 1pm”
“Joe Jonas in Los Angeles once again not being photographed with a female.”
“Waitaminit, Grindr says I have a match… at this table!”
Here we see Joe Jonas negotiating yet one more public cocksucking.
“Someone sent me another dick pick.”
“Let me see! Let me see!”
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