Coco posted this pic to Instagram. (August 26, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Even the water looks Photoshop’d.
Please, just go away. Please.
If you look closely you can see the entire U.S. Naval Fleet right behind her.
She’s does all her bikini shoots in the water for practical reasons. It keeps the black guys from mobbing her until she’s done.
AH-HAHAHAHA!!! i get it!!! because we’re all scared of water!!! HAHAHAHA!!! *woooooooo* Lawdy-lawd! [wipes tear] …damn, that shit NEVER gets old!!!
“Lawdy-lawd!”- LOL. Maestro.
Heh, now I get it. That is kinda funny.
Relax, it’s not like I said she does her bikini shoot on a carpet of job applications.
That’s fucking deformed.
…in the best way possible …like; the female equivalent of a dude with a monster schlong.
No, it’s more like a dude with a basketball jammed under the skin of his schlong who posts photos of it to instagram every day and says “tell me you love how big my schlong is”
…i beg to differ …dude would jam a summer sausage under the skin of his schlong, not a basketball …but i digress …me love coco long time.
On a normal woman, nipples aren’t at 3 and 9 o’clock…and the ass isn’t wider than the shoulders…and the waist isn’t…you know what, this could take all day. I’ll come back after I take a dump.
Her norgs look like soccer balls.
ugh. explains why the tide went out so fast.
I would rather rub fresh dog shit in my eyes then ever have to see this desecration of the female form again. Fuck.
Fuck all you haters. Coco is perfect. Her body is magnificent. If I had one wish before I died, I’d wish to have Coco to myself for one day to with whatever I want to.
I’d die a happy man.
I’d make her clean my house from top to bottom. I would die laughing.
That’s not even remotely attractive, but I’d let her give me head.
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