some juicy thighs
“Kylie, can you believe Kim can’t even hang like this on a swimming pool without sinking to the deep???”
Why do you want me to whack off to these whores, Fish?
Because Kris Jenner needs to sell a new show to E.
You’d think with their money, they could afford a legitimate “Twister” board.
Warming up for their fake leaked porno?
“I can’t believe Justin stole all my Dave and Busters tickets, I’ll never give him a handy in the bathroom again.”
“Kylie please wash yourself, I can smell your vagina from here!”
If these weren’t Kardasians I’d be fapping right now.
Another boring day in Whoretown.
Is that the grotto at the Playboy Mansion? We’re getting closer.
Looks like Kylie probably sharted.
So is that Kylie’s ass or vag that Kendall is smelling on her hand?
“Lucy is not a random victim, attacked by mere accident, you understand? No. She is a willing recruit, a breathless follower, a wanton follower. I dare say, a devoted disciple. She is the Devil’s concubine!” ~ Professor Abraham Von Helsing
See that periscope above Kendall’s head? Chris Hansen is on the other end of it
I’m sure I saw a movie the other day that started just like this.
Who takes these fucking pictures, And why do they post them?
Sniffing your own farts can lead to brain damage, but in this case small loss.
You too can enroll your daughter in “Lesbian Whore Camp 2014!”
Let us teach your daughter our proven Lolita tricks of the trade.
Learn to “really” make out in Hollywood, the Kardashian way!
Held at the Hefner Grotto, directed by Counselor Kris K.
You really are in Marketing!
Wait… what elephant? (he sure gets around)
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