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  1. Richard McBeef

    blackface or just shit smeared all over face? to tough to call which she might prefer.

  2. it had to be said

    Bristol, this is why you have a private FB. You post shit like this for Granny Two-Guns and the rest of the clan to see, not for the whole world.

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    How Not to Train Your Dragon

  4. looks like the same shit everybody else posts on FB

  5. sohoho

    Another Casey Anthony in the making….

  6. dotmatrix

    So the kid likes to eat dirt. With a name like that he’d better get used to it.

  7. poo2pee

    Her body is starting to reject the lab-created human skin!

  8. “And what do we do to people with dark skin, Tripp?”

  9. The Brown Streak

    Well, the kid said he wanted a dirty snowball.

  10. Two girls, one cup and a baby. Minus a girl and a cup.

  11. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know if I’m more offended by the black face or the child abuse… who points that loaded chin at a child like that?

  12. MrsWrong

    Who thinks black face, teenage pregnancy, and having your kid lick you is ok? People raised by Sarah Palin, that’s who!

  13. GuidotheRed

    Looks like she washed off the human mask to reveal the reptile underneath

  14. Raoul

    Zombie apocalypse: Patient Zero.

  15. Looks like she’s well on her way to having a second child/first grandchild in one.

  16. bbiowa

    Look, sweetie, now mommy is as dirty on the outside as she is on the inside!

  17. Assmused

    Anal Jesus said exactly what I was thinking…

  18. World’s dirtiest Sanchez.

  19. Preparing her son for what baby brother will look like.

  20. Julia

    That kid is going to make a whole fleet of therapists rich someday.

  21. .

    This family has the worst names ever Tripp, Track and Trig.

  22. “Grandma says hit it and quit it.”

  23. They need to trade their names. After all, she’s the one who tripped and did a face-plant into a moose pie. She also needs to teach the kid that there’s pie…and then there’s pie.

  24. When Kyle Massey told Bristol, “We’re from two different worlds darlin’, jungle fever just ain’t in no more.”, he didn’t expect her keen Alaskan intellect to come up with the obvious solution.

  25. “And you know how you can tell Momma isn’t *really* a black person? Because black people eat their children. And that’s why we don’t like them.”

  26. TyroneBiggums

    Any intelligent person could see that she’s not in blackface. It’s camo.

  27. Pirate Catcher

    Black teenage single mother with an unruly child? Sarah is a genius!! Now if only that demographic can borrow their baby daddies’ cars on election day…

    “But only if you got $5 on my gas bitch!”

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