superficial

  1. it had to be said

    She looks like she just got another Cruise cornholing.

  2. Fletch

    Those are some serious veins

  3. she looks happy

  4. Richard McBeef

    Just had her unborn fetus audited into the medical waste bin.

  5. An now, sporting the “He only hits me because he loves me” look just in time for fall, Katie Holmes.

  6. The Brown Streak

    I was going to make a battered scientologist shelter comment but seriously…she would kick tom cruise’s ass…

  7. fandy

    “”Hmmm wonder what I will wear for dinner with the aliens tonight?”

  8. Is it too late for her to get retro-fitted for Cruise control?

  9. GuyLeDouche

    She’s safe in Brentwood: only beautiful women die in Brentwood.

  10. Raaaaaaaa

    Holding her sweat top together so Tom doesn’t catch a glimpse of boob. That’d be a guaranteed temper-tantrum, that would..

  11. Judgin by the Sarah Jessica Parker hands this version of Stepford Katie is ageing too quickly. Time for an upgrade.

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