Hickory dickory dock, has anyone seen my cock?
Hickory Dickory doo… can you give me a quarter too?
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard,
To break off a piece of Toblerone.
But to her despair,
Andrew Dice Clay was there,
Eating everything in the god damn house
shit russel from housewives got fat…..oh nvm
To all of you who never even used to be funny, the Diceman says Ooooh!
Pay attention, all you Jersey Shore assholes. This is you in 20 years.
Do I hear 5?
Its already Snookie and Dina
God help the woman this man rolls onto.
Why are we getting pics of this D-list has-been?
Becuase he’s appearing on Entourage this season.
What’s the deal with the cycling/weightlifting gloves? Clearly he does neither.
“Where the fuck are my fuckin’ sunglasses? Oh!”
Lock them in a room and who would eat who first, Dice or K-Fed?
Chevrolet presents Hired! A Jam Handy Production
This is 50
Wow, Jonah swallowed a whale.
Ron Jeremy is looking much better these days….
humpty dumpty lost all his hair
humpty dumpty stuck in a chair
Isnt he the one that use to have the jokes about the fat chicks, uhm guess the jokes on you now.
Wait, this isn’t The Cake Boss’s brother?
“When I was done I said, now go cook ME some meat to eat!!….HAYEEE”
Latest in fashion from the Goodfellas Retirement Home.
“…and Bingo was his name. Oh!”
you mean “…and Bimbo was her name, oh!”
Friar Tuck is using Rogaine?
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