1. Good lord, he even has disdain for his phone! Does his Frenchness know no bounds??!?!?

  2. catapostrophe

    His old lady just made herself laugh again.

  3. Bubba

    Uhhhh, who?

  4. The Brown Streak

    Good Lord, it’s the star of the Human Centipede sequel…

  5. He looks like Josh Duhamel here. I can’t recognize him when he’s not being fierce.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Mais non, mon ami! Any woman we want in New York?”

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    What incredibly hot woman wouldn’t want to have unprotected sex with that?

  8. MrsWrong

    iPod 4D

  9. Cock Dr

    He doesn’t yet have a ring on it, does he?

  10. Venom

    I can’t believe Portman allowed this dude to defile her.

  11. “I don’t wish to hear ze baby, thank you…”

  12. sc4play

    In New York, Benjamin Millepied prepares for Hurricane Irene’s arrival.

  13. Where are the rest of his legs?

  14. GuyLeDouche

    “Yes, that’s exactly what I said: your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, all us French-type peoples use that saying all the time.”

  15. This guy is more loathsome than Charlie Sheen and Michael Lohan combined.

  16. Pirate Catcher

    No Monsieur Lucas, I am not interested in choreographing Phantom Menace the Musical…

  17. Lawlyall

    What do you mean my face doesn’t say pretentious douche bag enough?… ok yeah There We Go.

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