Good lord, he even has disdain for his phone! Does his Frenchness know no bounds??!?!?
His old lady just made herself laugh again.
Good Lord, it’s the star of the Human Centipede sequel…
He looks like Josh Duhamel here. I can’t recognize him when he’s not being fierce.
I don’t think Josh Duhamel owns adult clothing.
“Mais non, mon ami! Any woman we want in New York?”
What incredibly hot woman wouldn’t want to have unprotected sex with that?
He doesn’t yet have a ring on it, does he?
I can’t believe Portman allowed this dude to defile her.
“I don’t wish to hear ze baby, thank you…”
In New York, Benjamin Millepied prepares for Hurricane Irene’s arrival.
Where are the rest of his legs?
He only has two. Millepied is his name, not his species.
“Yes, that’s exactly what I said: your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries, all us French-type peoples use that saying all the time.”
This guy is more loathsome than Charlie Sheen and Michael Lohan combined.
No Monsieur Lucas, I am not interested in choreographing Phantom Menace the Musical…
What do you mean my face doesn’t say pretentious douche bag enough?… ok yeah There We Go.
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