1. your mom

    He can melt my server any way he likes….

  2. The Brown Streak

    He has to check for a dick every once in a while to remind himself that he is not Mia Hamm.

  3. MrsWrong

    “Wanna see a trick David Beckham showed me…?”

  4. fandy

    I like Hamm

  5. “what like you guys have never seen a jacket made entirely out of chocolate before?”

  6. Hamm’s about to go H.A.M.M.

  7. Jerube

    Confucious say, “Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day”

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