superficial

  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Right now the man with the cardboard suitcase feels like a million dollars

  2. Beltliner

    I know there’s a joke in here about slave Leia and Jabba’s baby, but I just can’t put it together yet.

  3. jones

    i bet its a drug sniffing dog

  4. Bigalkie

    The Pap’s had to be tipped off. No One could pick out this old Yenta in a crowd.

  5. She wasn’t allowed to get old

  6. Montana

    Princess.. Leah…? I’m.. ahhh.. here to.. uh, rescue you…?

  7. EricLr

    And now the slave has become the slave master.

  8. Gin&Tonic

    I’d tap her, wouldn’t be proud of it, but I’d still do it

  9. tlmck

    “That’s it Luke. Seek the Force.”

  10. “His name’s Vader. Yeah, I know. You didn’t expect to find me holding Vader’s leash.”

  11. Vlad

    Come on boy, sniff out the drugs for momma. That’s a good boy

  12. Billebuoy

    Rather than a dancing monkey, Carrie utilized a remote controlled doggie to rope in funds rather than beg for money off the street herself. Poor pathetic suckers they are.

  13. Snack pack

    That’s funny. I had her pegged as a cat lady.

  14. That’s no moon…

  15. Dave

    Here’s to hoping she doesn’t use “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” as a pickup line anymore.

  16. jimbo

    Luke save Me

  17. HollywoodOutsider

    She’s looking a bit Palpatine-y.

  18. Remake with Jabba the Hut.

  19. The Howitzer

    Jabba and Salacious Crumb out for a stroll…

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