Right now the man with the cardboard suitcase feels like a million dollars
I know there’s a joke in here about slave Leia and Jabba’s baby, but I just can’t put it together yet.
Also the leash could be mentioned….I don’t know. Let’s give up. It’s been done.
i bet its a drug sniffing dog
The Pap’s had to be tipped off. No One could pick out this old Yenta in a crowd.
She wasn’t allowed to get old
Princess.. Leah…? I’m.. ahhh.. here to.. uh, rescue you…?
And now the slave has become the slave master.
I’d tap her, wouldn’t be proud of it, but I’d still do it
When you tell people, start out with the phrase “Back in 1983…”
“That’s it Luke. Seek the Force.”
“His name’s Vader. Yeah, I know. You didn’t expect to find me holding Vader’s leash.”
Come on boy, sniff out the drugs for momma. That’s a good boy
Rather than a dancing monkey, Carrie utilized a remote controlled doggie to rope in funds rather than beg for money off the street herself. Poor pathetic suckers they are.
That’s funny. I had her pegged as a cat lady.
That’s no moon…
Here’s to hoping she doesn’t use “Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?” as a pickup line anymore.
Luke save Me
She’s looking a bit Palpatine-y.
Remake with Jabba the Hut.
Jabba and Salacious Crumb out for a stroll…
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