superficial

  1. TheBigLebowski

    The Dude? Is that you?

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    And that is how you mime

  3. I'mCool

    Best. Carl Malden impersonation. Ever.

  4. Cock Dr

    Heresay has it that he’s one of the nicest celebrities around.
    It’s probably much easier to be kind to paparazzi when you’ve never have to fight them to prevent upskirt photos.

  5. EricLr

    He makes even a joke picture look creepy as hell.

  6. Jman

    “Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you? “

  7. kimmykimkim

    I love Gary Oldman so much it doesn’t even make sense. Love him!

    • Jill

      Love of Gary Oldman always makes sense. I think all women in a certain age range have the hots for him. For me, it was seeing him in Dracula as pre-early teen. Like David Bowie wtih Labrynth.

  8. Drexl

    Now I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties.

  9. Paranoia is a condition that makes you creep the fuck out of patrons by pushing your face up against restaurant windows while Cuban Ruffalo goes down on no visible woman just behind you.

  10. he’s not being very sirius in this photo.

  11. lori

    Republican attempts at humor always come across as malevolent. I think the mean-spiritedness is just part of their DNA.

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Gary Oldman scared Matt Lauer of the “Today” show when he pressed his face against the glass during his interview.

    Gary was startled himself when an observer started licking the back of his neck.and fondling his ass.

  13. Blech

    I have to say… I fucking hate it when people laugh like that guy in the background… tongues sticking out like they’ve just said the most delicious thing ever…

    Makes me want to tie those tongues to the back of speeding car.

  14. Still one of the best actors in the business!

  15. Ruckus

    “Check out the size of those shrimp Gary!!”
    “Yes Brett, I can see.”

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