Plastic pants are the way to go for long trips, eh Ferg?

old and haggard

never got why everyone says she’s a man in drag, just looks like an ugly chick to me

Not pictured the publicist telling Fugly to keep shaking her hair until it covers her face.

Leather shorts are better at hiding the pee pee

Needs more hair to hide the face.

leather shorts. fashion thy name is stupid motherfucker.

All my friends say “she looks like a man.”, and I say “Yeah, but she’s easy.”

If not for the face, she’d be an Olsen twin.

the fuck has she not stabbed herself in the eye yet with those talons?

I don’t know what you’re all talking about. Her face has never looked better than it does right here.