“I only pump premium, bitch! That is, when Brit-Brit is payin’.”
Thank God his Kia takes 87 octane.
yea boyyyyyeeee filling tha tankz
“Oh, crap. I took it to $10.04. But wait – I think I had a nickle in the cup holder!”
It’s in da hole! It’s in da hole!
You know it does the math for you, right dipshit?
“2 for $2 on chili dogs huh, shit just got real……”
Finally! I’ve seen how he impregnated Brit.
Well, at least someone found a job in this economy.
“Well…off to work I go!” (Laughs himself to tears)
Sometimes a guy just gets some jerky stuck in his teeth.
How nice, he got a new job filling Casper Smart’s car.
Ok I’m full, now the car…
The biggest man-whore in recent memory finds himself in a quandry at the pump.
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