1. “I only pump premium, bitch! That is, when Brit-Brit is payin’.”

  2. jones

    yea boyyyyyeeee filling tha tankz

  3. I'mCool

    “Oh, crap. I took it to $10.04. But wait – I think I had a nickle in the cup holder!”

  4. It’s in da hole! It’s in da hole!

  5. EricLr

    You know it does the math for you, right dipshit?

  6. “2 for $2 on chili dogs huh, shit just got real……”

  7. Urvag

    Finally! I’ve seen how he impregnated Brit.

  8. journalschism

    ‘Entourage’ reboot?

  9. Charlie Hodge

    Well, at least someone found a job in this economy.

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    “Well…off to work I go!” (Laughs himself to tears)

  11. Sometimes a guy just gets some jerky stuck in his teeth.

  12. Janice

    How nice, he got a new job filling Casper Smart’s car.

  13. MoNikita

    Ok I’m full, now the car…

  14. The biggest man-whore in recent memory finds himself in a quandry at the pump.

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