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  1. JC

    It’s kind of sad to see a baby who’s already died inside because of a complete lack of maternal affection.

  2. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    She’s given birth to a short, middle-aged man.

  3. Behold the ice queen and the bastard.

  4. SexJihaad9/11

    Imma go to hell for saying it but that is one dumb looking kid. Also, mommie looks like a fountain of maternal affection.

    JK, she looks like one loveless bitch

  5. mrsmass

    do we know who this kid’s dad is?

  6. Poor baby thinks he is being raised in Arctic north. No kid, your mom is just really icy.

  7. hatersgonhate

    that kid looks so much like sudeikis…. i think we have our answer, mrsmass lol

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    No wonder she’s like that, the kid spent the whole morning trying to sell her a second hand car

  9. Bigalkie

    Poor Bastard

  10. adcomp

    does anyone else think lana del rey kinda looks like her?

  11. Enidaj

    By God, she is one miserable looking woman.

  12. tlmck

    The very next second she hands it back to the nanny.

  13. Inner Retard

    How cute. Dr. Strangelove taking young Hans for a walk.

  14. No denying that kid is hers…look at those identical vapid expressions.

  15. EricLr

    So it’s true. Motherhood really does make you a happier person.

  16. kimmykimkim

    Some dumb bitch with a baby. Next…

  17. babs

    kid looks exactly like jason sudekis.

  18. Sheppy

    “Get it off me! Get it away from me now!”
    …was heard as soon as the photo was taken.

  19. That’s an epic baby leg if I’ve ever seen one.

  20. Jill_Ess

    SEE! I DO MOM THINGS!!

  21. mamamiasweetpeaches

    They Both Look So Happy! – said no one

  22. Fingergod

    Holy shit! That kid is the reincarnation of Alfred Hitchcock. Look at those cheeks!

  23. journalschism

    Feel sorry for the poor things. And I’m talking about the shrubs having to be in the same pic with the ice queen and spawn.

  24. puddleduck

    i didn’t know one of those pouty olsen bitches gave birth to a bastard

  25. labeuf's beard

    are you my daddy?

  26. You can just feel the love in the air.

  27. I wonder what would happen if you pitted Miss Ice Lasers here against the melty gaze of Skarsgard?

  28. Ugh

    The misogyny here is disgusting.

  29. MoNikita

    Don’t put your arm around Mommy. Don’t look Mommy in the eyes. Don’t show any affection. Feelings are bad !

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