Gordon: Smell my finger
Lady in foreground: That was SOOOO embarrassing…..
look closely and you’ll see he’s actually checking out the guy in front of him’s package and not the woman’s ass
(que toad-in-a-hole joke here that i’m too drunk to think of right now)
Moments later he gets a call from Arnold Schwarzenegger.asking for the woman’s number.
Said Gordon, “Fookin’ ‘ell, are ye a buggered arse?!?” Which means “good run, guys” in his language.
After watching this latest season of HK I would hope some of the fat ass contestants would run a marathon with him.
“If that crackah calls me sistah one mo’ time…”
Get back in the damn embassy, Assange.
“Your eyes and shoving and running away all say ‘no’… but your ass says ‘stalk me’.”
I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about either.
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