guy in the mirror: “is…is she..is she having a seizure? should i do something?”
answer to the question: yes, absolutely. take a pic of the dumb B and post it on twitter then leave and come back in a few hours after she’s done twitching to steal her credit cards.
Get the FUCK over yourself, bitch.
Nothing more becoming than a grown woman emulating attention-starved teenagers from Facebook.
Yes! Good one.
Hopefully, her status updates don’t come with five exclamation points and excitement over… cheese.
Yo, We should make a shrine. Tupac has resurrected.
He realized his error immediately. He was too deep into the corner and too far from the door. Her dance become more rhythmic as she began to talk about herself. There was no escape this time. He would have to endure her, until she grew hungry, or until someone else walked by carrying a bigger mirror, or perhaps, if he was very lucky, some charitable saint would notice his plight and offer her another talk show while he quietly made his escape. But those were just daydreams in a waking nightmare. For now, he had to face reality. For now, he was trapped.
I’m beginning to think you’re wasting this on us. Someone with half your writing and grammatical skills is pulling in over a million dollars a week just from writing ridiculous sex books for middle-aged female Twilight fans.
I love this poster’s comments.
Where do you come up with this stuff dude? It’s amazing.
If she’s a super-model, then she must be standing real close to a mountain of Kryptonite right now.
If that’s an invitation to kiss her ass, I’d accept it.
Wow, I never thought Tyra Banks could look crazy.
“Who’s there? Oh shit, why did I lift up my trashcan? “
The bald guy in the mirror has a better hairline than she does
the bald guy in this photo MAKES THIS WORTH LOOKING AT! that poor poor guy. i would rather be dragged slowly to my death attached to rosie odonnells ass then have to be tyra bank’s photo bitch. this must have been take 3 thousand and 1
TUPAC’S ALIVE! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Beware my laser SMYZE! PEW PEW PEW!
“Uhh Ms Banks, Your cable is installed and I would like for you to unlock the door and let me go home.”
“do you find me sexy?”
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Tyra Banks posted this pic to Twiter. (August 21, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN