Gosh this woman is perfection
I must invent the time machine, go back in time, and convince her the only way she’ll be famous is if she becomes a porn star. The world will thank me.
I certainly will.
You spent all that time and money on your Time Machine and the best you can think of is turning her into a whore? Dude, you get back in that machine, find her when she’s 19, and you bring that woman to meet your mother and keep that trick on lock and key. Get her into some yoga, invent a sex swing and PUMP AND DUMP!
DO IT MAN! DO IT FOR THE KIDS!
Surely it’s time for another bikini holiday?
So beautiful. What I wouldn’t do.
Oh sweet God, we can just end it right here.
As a totally heterosexual woman, I have to say, she is fucking magnificent. Seriously, she doesn’t make me hate myself at all.
…bev; you are beautiful, in every single way, menounos can’t bring you down.
Stupid lucky chair.
oh my … what a gorgeous piece of ass
When she and Kelly Brook have to fight to the death to determine who is the only Highlander of Boners, no matter who wins we all lose.
…sofia veraga is the kurgan …of boners.
I feel like Kelly Brook is Kurgan. Menunos is Connor McLeod and Vargara is Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez, guiding her along the way…of boners.
She almost always looks good, here she looks even hotter than usual somehow.
“Hey, that pole ain’t gonna strip itself. Get dancin!”
10 out of 10 men surveyed would sniff that chair.
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