Those titties are sagging quite low. He needs implants. Stat.
You ever stick 4 toothpicks onto a meatball?
“No time to talk, ladies. I’m having lunch with Shia LaBeouf so we can talk about serious actors we are now.”
I would recommend staying away from nautical themed clothing, Jonah.
The anchor is pointing to where his chest ought to be.
Cap’n Ahab is searching for him as we speak…
That’s right bitches, stare at my nipples…I’m just like my close, personal friend, Jennifer Aniston.
He’s just making it too easy these days.
Just out of shot a Japanese whaling ship is tearing up the street, harpoons at the ready.
When he needs to stop walking he just drops that anchor…
I didnt know it was physically possible for a man’s nipples to be equilateral to his elbows
Is it that heavy anchor that is weighing those man tits down or is it that he’s just fat?
so, he’s a licensed tug boat now?
Come on guys, you’d be sagging too if you just spent months in a poverty stricken country breastfeeding newborn orphans from your very own teat.
Nice baboon tits!
♪Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a doughnut man
No time to talk♪
Some may call it exploitative, but I think paying the homeless to wear wireless hot spot t-shirts is a benefit to everybody.
“I’ve been studying Stanislavsky and Boleslavsky in preparation for my next role, and, of course talking a lot with Scorsese about the part.”
“Really? What’s the part?”
“I’m playing the anchor in Battleship 2.”
Imagine this pic with no shirt. Or pants. Those of you On a diet can thank me later.
Guys, can we just have a pure Jonah “Crap We’ve Missed” marathon? These pics inspire some of the funniest smarkiest shit I’ve ever read. Nobody on this site gets anywhere near as creative and funny as when these pics are posted. When all is lost, please Photo Boy, make it happen.
I’m only here anymore for the Jonah Hill snark.
“Anchor” is about the only thing the Navy would want you for.
(And yes I do know that fat FLOATS. It’s a joke!)
If this is Jonah, what size was the whale?
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