1. “Are you Tom Cruise? Can you autograph my face??”

  2. Batu Khan

    Unless they are holding him down out of frame if he lets someone draw a dick on his face then he IS a dick.

  3. The movie industry just keeps butcher and butcher, doesn’t it?

  4. Deacon Jones

    What a dick..

  5. Hah..what a misfit.

  6. o'chunt

    City of Boners, apparently. Yeah, too easy.

  7. “nah man, it’s just a butterfly…and it’s not even a permanent pen”

  8. ThisWillHurt

    “That’s what happens when you pass out with your shoes on.”
    “I’m wide awake!”
    “Quit talking in your sleep, brah.”

  9. “AHHAHAHA! I have Robert Sheehan’s penis on my face!”

  10. It’s actually a tracing.

  11. EricLR

    Isn’t it a little early for him to be writing an autobiography?

  12. In three months, when the Sharpie dick is still on your face, you aren’t going to be the devil-may-care-rascal that that everyone loves, you’re going to be the dumbshit that let an F-List asshole draw a cock on your face in exchange for a 12 second sound bite for a movie no one gives a shit about. College money well spent.

  13. “I call this ‘The Travolta.’”

  14. “Don’t forget the cum drops…”

  15. He’s going to a costume party as a picture from

  16. Yes, I’m sure that’s what actors like Jimmy Stewart and Marlon Brando did in their day. The world has certainly gotten classier.

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