“Are you Tom Cruise? Can you autograph my face??”
Unless they are holding him down out of frame if he lets someone draw a dick on his face then he IS a dick.
The movie industry just keeps butcher and butcher, doesn’t it?
What a dick..
Hah..what a misfit.
City of Boners, apparently. Yeah, too easy.
“nah man, it’s just a butterfly…and it’s not even a permanent pen”
“That’s what happens when you pass out with your shoes on.”
“I’m wide awake!”
“Quit talking in your sleep, brah.”
“AHHAHAHA! I have Robert Sheehan’s penis on my face!”
It’s actually a tracing.
Isn’t it a little early for him to be writing an autobiography?
In three months, when the Sharpie dick is still on your face, you aren’t going to be the devil-may-care-rascal that that everyone loves, you’re going to be the dumbshit that let an F-List asshole draw a cock on your face in exchange for a 12 second sound bite for a movie no one gives a shit about. College money well spent.
“I call this ‘The Travolta.'”
“Don’t forget the cum drops…”
He’s going to a costume party as a picture from perezhilton.com.
Yes, I’m sure that’s what actors like Jimmy Stewart and Marlon Brando did in their day. The world has certainly gotten classier.
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