Hulk’s a pedophile?
Is there an updated version of the book where one of the kids gets into Gaga’s make-up kit?
but mama, he said it was his lucky charms
“See? That little boy ate his soylent green without crying.”
I don’t think he cared for that kale smoothie.
I knew her offspring would be the anti-Christ. You fools didn’t listen!
…i know, those eyes, right???
“Sweetie, I TOLD you to be careful with Kermit… Oh look, there’s a Smurf!”
Looks like she’s not the only one in that house taking a lot of shit from Ben Affleck.
Whoops, got into the Palmolive again. He soaked in it.
“And now, when Samuel Affleck grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs…”
“I swear to all of youse…A diet of AstroTurf and spinach will make him strong to the finish!”
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