superficial

  1. Hulk’s a pedophile?

  2. Is there an updated version of the book where one of the kids gets into Gaga’s make-up kit?

  3. Vlad

    but mama, he said it was his lucky charms

  4. ThisWillHurt

    “See? That little boy ate his soylent green without crying.”

  5. I don’t think he cared for that kale smoothie.

  6. I knew her offspring would be the anti-Christ. You fools didn’t listen!

  7. “Sweetie, I TOLD you to be careful with Kermit… Oh look, there’s a Smurf!”

  8. EricLR

    Looks like she’s not the only one in that house taking a lot of shit from Ben Affleck.

  9. Whoops, got into the Palmolive again. He soaked in it.

  10. “And now, when Samuel Affleck grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs…”

  11. “I swear to all of youse…A diet of AstroTurf and spinach will make him strong to the finish!”

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