1. Mumbling….


    Fuck you god!

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “You’re goddamn right I’m gonna have another cheeseburger! You’ll never get me!”

  3. catapostrophe

    “Are you there, God? It’s me, Ramón.”

  4. anonymous

    The Illusive Man doesn’t look so illusive anymore.

  5. Martin Sheen is Eli Wallach as Kuato, in The Simpsons Movie 2: Old Man Yells at Cloud.

  6. Batu Khan

    Wind from the south-east, gusting up to 15 mph. – never hurts to know wind conditions when Charlie’s smoking weed.

  7. “Excuse me…have you seen Gary Busey?”

  8. DiegoAD

    “And that’s where they threw me off from in ‘The Departed’!”

  9. Nobody's Second Cousin

    I’ll bet he’s commando under those pants. Just sayin’.

  10. “Damn cloud!”

  11. “Goddammit, come back here with my sleigh!!!”

  12. EricLR

    Never get off the nursing home van…fucking aye.

  13. He’s like a sexier, more virile Billy Joel.

  14. Oh, there’s my son now. He’s going to take me to Denny’s.

  15. Screw you, Quaid! Get your ass to Mars!

  16. Jenn

    Take my son now while I’m paid up on his life insurance!!

  17. Da Plane! Da Plane!

  18. “Get off my roof !”

  19. Richard Cranium

    Ahh, look! It’s the last flying fuck I gave!

  20. bigalkie

    Look! It’s Shaquille O’Neal

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