1. “This one sure does look big, Dan. Better relax first.”

  2. catapostrophe

    I have to ask: On what substance is Daniel Radcliffe incessantly tweaking?

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Is that my meth dealer? Is that a gun? Shit, uh, Avaticapaymydebtsaca!”

  4. Batu Khan

    The dragon, the dragon! With a shield made of chocolate. And it’s coming for us!!!

  5. o'chunt

    “Is that a… SCYTHE?!”

  6. Spleen

    Is his face frozen in the expression or what?

  7. Eric

    Yo, Avada Kedavra Bitch!

  8. “Aaagghh! Doherty said he’d be back with the shit and hour ago!”

  9. EricLR

    Help me! I’m being chased by Voldemort…and also some drug dealer who I shorted.

  10. He looks like someone just grabbed his weenie!! Lol

  11. He is terrified he doesn’t know where his gray gym bag is right now.

  12. malaka

    i guess his patronus charm is a meth dealer.
    if i were him it would be emma watson’s vagina.

  13. “Man… You are a mess!”
    “Did someone say meth?”

  14. is tuberculosis going around? jeebus.

  15. crb


  16. Seriously, is he in some movie that requires this new methy persona?

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