superficial

  1. broduhjenner

    are you sure she isn’t at a United Nations meeting?

  2. ThisWillHurt

    For a moment, I was shocked that Taylor Swift would support segregation. Then I remembered she’s a country singer, so it makes sense.

  3. Cock Dr

    Please do not encroach on the 4 foot privacy zone surrounding Ms Swift.
    If breached she will automatically begin writing a song about you.

  4. What’s funny is, her pants were in style about the same time as the gramophone.

  5. Edvard Munch

    Somebody needs to take this chick down a couple pegs. A few A to M would do the trick I think.

  6. I didn’t realize they held the “Grammy U Soundchecks” in my mothers basement.

  7. She’s so fucking boring. Wear granny panties in public and is way too full of herself.

  8. EricLR

    Asians are apparently really into granny panties.

  9. These are the people that will actually be making her new line of ‘Grandma Pants for Girls’.

  10. A Virgins Anonymous meeting.

  11. It is about time she started her own support group.

  12. Damn those legs, I want to go climbing.

  13. “I am clearly WAY above average,” Swifty humbly surmised. “My very average fans (seen to my left) deserve to bask in my glow for a few precious moments. This is unquestionably my birthright! These are definitely my shorts!”

  14. crb

    “…16 new breakup songs coming up.”

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