superficial

  1. it had to be said

    What’s the plan with that ridiculous ass? I mean, she’s got it full of implants and god knows what else, and it looks ridiculous, and I just don’t understand anymore. Isn’t it about time to have a surgeon remove all the extras from her ass and make Bruce Jenner’s new tits out of it?

  2. Structural engineers need to be assigned to study how those legs lift that ass, let alone the rest of her body.

  3. td

    I don’t think she has implants as no one could possibly choose to look like that. No, she’s just typical Armenian stock: big ass, excessive forearm hair, and a moustache.

  4. Cletus

    FUCK!!!! I was just starting to think we were going to make it through an entire TCWM with no sightings of those motherfucking Kardashian kunts.

    Thanks for nothing, Fisdh. Thanks for nothing.

  5. Can she even reach around to clean Kanye’s piss out of her crack?

  6. Swearin

    “Hi, I need two tickets for three seats, thanks.”

  7. $10 says she thinks that’s North.

  8. “Would you like a ticket too, little boy?”
    “My auntie has a big big dumper!”
    “I know.”

  9. Aunt Kim, how did your ass get so fucking huge?

  10. Shopping in Cowhasbigass.

  11. why is she wearing a jacket in the summer? in california??

  12. buzz

    The poops from that ass are the reason there is a severe drought in California.

  13. Heywood Jablomie

    Moo

  14. Miley Cyrusis aslut

    Are you sure that is here nephew or is it some random kid she sat on and just discovered stuck in her has cheeks, and now has no idea where he belongs.

  15. Facts

    Full diaper alert!

  16. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
    whew
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  17. Put a powdered wig on that thing and you have the judge from Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’.

  18. George P Burdell

    I think the mystery or “where is North?” has been solved. Kim accidentally sat on her and she is now living with her nanny in a spacious six room ass.

  19. Humpinfrog

    At this point, it’s Mule Train, two saddlebags strapped too far back on a donkey’s ass………………..”Ride’em in Rawhide, Yeah Awwwww, wiiiiiishhhhhtgggg!

  20. “On nice days, I like to park my huge ass in front of this diner window and block out the sun so people think it’s night time.”

  21. Flatliner

    Ahh, that’s the ass we all know and want to shove M80s up.

  22. Flying Monkeys

    “Two adults, one child.”

  23. Becky's BFF

    “Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. She looks like,
    one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big.
    I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
    out there, I mean – gross. Look!”

  24. “Excuse me, can I leave this with you?”

  25. That kid is in serious danger.

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