superficial

  1. Swearin

    Suddenly, “the Flash” takes on a new connotation

  2. Come on, dude. at least bulk up a little. You’re playing a fucking superhero. They better not fuck this up.

  3. Is this before or after he gets bitten by the spider? I can’t keep these superhero things straight.

  4. Does The Flash have an alter ego, The Twink?

  5. …well, that’s disappointing.

  6. When did Brian Singer become the director?

  7. Lou Braccant

    See, just like a windshield, he gets covered in bugs when he runs fast.

  8. Hmm

    Hipster douche Flash?

  9. Bittersweet Lenny

    Blinded by the light!

  10. The Old Man

    I didn’t know Dita Von Teese’s mom was working this movie. Good for her!

  11. The producers must have gotten the deal of the century hiring this guy.

  12. PassingTrue

    Replacing Jeremy Renner as the most unlikely superhero.

  13. He looks like flash photography would give him sunburn.

  14. Is Bryan Singer producing this?

  15. What? Flash frozen?

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