“Bruce! Bruce! Can I come out now?”
“Get back in my dressing room, you little ginger dwarf!”
“Look, kid, I’m satisfied with my current agent and manager. And by the way, you were playing a character on a TV show!”
So, was this before or after the premiere?
Listen Kevin, just take one of my daughters out on a date… you can even choose which one.
No hablo ingles.
That was wonderful. I think I love you Bruce.
Is he there to shine Bruce’s shoes or is he so desperate for money he agreed to marry one of his daughters in exchange for a dowry?
“Listen you little motherfucker. You look like shit. I shaved. Now you go fucking shave!”
“Mr. Willis, I will be working with you today.”
“That’s great kid. Don’t look me in the eye and work the shaft.”
Bruce Willis & semi-carnally? Kev-inn Conn-ollyyyy.
Allll right, thanks Kevin, I’ll call you……………………..
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