Ron Jeremy and JWoww at the premiere of 'Jersey Shore Massacre' in New York City. (August 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Even the Hedgehog would not touch that…. And that’s saying something.
Hedgehog’s done worse.
I was hoping “Jersey Shore Massacre” was a movie about the cast of the “Jersey Shore” being hunted and brutally slaughtered by incestuous cannibals.
Come on, admit it… you’d do J-Fug.
Don’t do it, Ron, have some self respect!
“I heard you porn stars will fuck anything!”
“Don’t worry sweetheart. You are the exception.”
He’s still trying to figure out the”wow” part.
So is everyone else
Wow, as in “Wow, she’s a fucking disaster!”
Face down, ass up, solves the problem
Bloated Penis Meet Bloated Face
JWoww: “I totally got plastic surgery to look more like you!”
HedgeHog: “Yeah, I can kind of see it.”
…he’s baffled at how good seka looks.
Come on bitch, you know you would…
Oh, no sweetie. You’re gonna have to open your mouth a lot wider than that!
@Topher, Obviously you have never seen the Hedgehog’s partners in the series of Crack Ho videos he made…JWwow looks like a Penthouse Pet in her prime compared to those chicks. They were so repulsive, people refused to touch the boxes they were pictured on without surgical gloves for fear of catching something from them.
I refused to touch the Christmas ornaments (!) in the shape of the “Jersey Whores” cast for the same reason. Oddly, the one of her looked more lifelike than she did, and does now.
Did anyone ever imagine the day when Ron Jeremy would look better than JWoof?
A match made in heaven.
Honest, they look like brother and sister.
Said one travesty to another: “WTF?”
“I would rather suck my own dick than fuck you.”
Wait… which one was Ron Jeremy again?
“What? Ron, there is no way can you get your whole arm up my ass through the yoga pants and without lu-uuubbnnghh! gngh!….ergh! oooohhhh…. hmmmm… do I feel a Rolex?”
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