superficial

  1. Mickey, listen guy. Just go the Bruce Willis route and accept defeat to gravitational loss of hair.

  2. Goddamn commie-lover.

  3. Swearin

    Oh look, she captured him, now he has to give her his pot of gold

  4. …ah, the swelling went down …good. (plus his outfit is actually matching, it’s a banner day for mr. rourke!)

  5. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, or his shlong.

  6. kravdan

    That hair… approaching Steven Seagal awful.

  7. If his face gets anymore pliable, he’s gonna have to change his name to Boris Karlo.

  8. Incredibly, this is the best Mickey has looked in a long time. And he’s wearing the most hideous clothing ever. Like annihilation of a positron and an electron or something.

  9. Wow, Tim Allen came out of the closet. Who’da thunk?

  10. Anita Berber's Addictions

    He’s had that suit since 1977, making it at least 10 years older than she is.

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