Anastassija Makarenko and Mickey Rourke at the premiere of 'Sin City: A Dame to Kill For' in Los Angeles. (August 19, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Mickey, listen guy. Just go the Bruce Willis route and accept defeat to gravitational loss of hair.
One stiff gust of wind and he won’t have a choice.
Let’s be real here: If Putin promised you Russian models like that, you’d wear hist t-shirt too
… No doubt about it.
Oh look, she captured him, now he has to give her his pot of gold
…ah, the swelling went down …good. (plus his outfit is actually matching, it’s a banner day for mr. rourke!)
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain, or his shlong.
That hair… approaching Steven Seagal awful.
If his face gets anymore pliable, he’s gonna have to change his name to Boris Karlo.
Incredibly, this is the best Mickey has looked in a long time. And he’s wearing the most hideous clothing ever. Like annihilation of a positron and an electron or something.
Wow, Tim Allen came out of the closet. Who’da thunk?
He’s had that suit since 1977, making it at least 10 years older than she is.
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