1. Way hotter than Gisele.

  2. Somewhere, Judge Reinhold is wearing a paper pirate’s hat masturbating furiously.

  3. “But if I take off my bikini I might get cold.”

  4. “Yes, am proof of existence of God. But why you want me say ‘moose and squirrel’?”

  5. Beautiful, but is it just me or is that an extra long torso?

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