1. Will SOMEONE please get this guy a jock strap?

  2. Raoul

    Always with the got-crabs scratching.

  3. your mom

    When was he with Paris?

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    If he’s that bored imagine how the crowd feel

  5. Cock Dr

    His nads must be very restless.

  6. Have the British never heard of Desenex?

  7. The Brown Streak

    Looks like someone just finished watching Hannah Montana…

  8. Fester

    Wake up, David! While you’re down here playing with yourself Gordon Ramsay is upstairs stealing your kid.

  9. problem with the bollock count?

  10. His other headband itches.

  11. Colin

    Good lord, I can’t remember the last time I saw this guy NOT touching his junk. Just whip it out, leak some pictures of it and get it over with. (Please?)

  12. Tired of constantly grabbing himself, David Beckham goes for the reacharound.

  13. Pirate Hunter

    “Shit, I think just heard a pop…”

  14. All of the good comments about Beckham grabbing his balls got used up months ago.

  15. Coco

    Possible side effects of Herbalife include incessant junk-touching…

  16. Steelerchick

    Again, allow me.

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