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  1. I didn’t realize Selleck had a special needs kid. Good for him, taking the kid to the park.

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Nice shoes you queer.”

    “Who you talking to Tom!?”

    “Andy Dick, he’s getting kicked out of the Applebee’s across the street.”

  3. TomFrank

    “Donnie…did you see the sun rise this morning?”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s not odd at all that Tom Selleck’s mustache is darker than Donnie Wahlberg’s shirt.

  5. The Brown Streak

    The casting director was fired for mistaking Mark Wahlberg and Burt Reynolds.

  6. Which one is the ‘wife’?

  7. Jill_Ess

    This makes me think of Johnny Drama. The older, less attractive brother filming a crappy TV show.

  8. I assume they are making a Forest Gump / Slingblade combo movie together?

  9. MrsWrong

    I’m not convinced there is a movie here. I’m pretty sure it’s more of a glory-hole-without-the-wall type thing.

  10. GuyLeDouche

    “Do you come here often?”
    ” Not here on the bench, I usually come in the bathhouse across the street. Interested?”
    “That one? Yeah, why not.”

  11. “So, Donnie…got any kids? I make a good babysitter…”

  12. Louwww

    Hollywood unemployment line?

  13. After reading the “For a good time, meet me on the park bench at 4:15pm” message in the bathroom stall, both men sat in awkward silence waiting for the other to make the first move.

  14. I didn’t realize ‘hangin tough’ required a park bench. Or Tom Selleck.

  15. KC

    The stages of aging can be summed up by looking at their shoes.

  16. “Momma always said, life is like a box of chocolates … you never know what you’re gonna get.”

  17. catapostrophe

    Donnie Wahlberg and Tom Selleck on the set of Blue Bloods in New York City, pre-footsies.

  18. Dstick

    Life is like a box of chocolates…

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