Khloe Kardashian in Calabasas. (August 16, 2011)
Khloe want snu-snu!
+1 for making me laugh
+500 for doing it using a Futurama reference
Even the chick on the billboard is “What the fuck”.
She can’t sit down or bend in that dress.
She is condemned to uprightness as long as it’s stretched over her mass.
You know…when there’s no one next to her and there’s nothing else around her with an identifiable scale, she doesn’t look all that bad.
Relatively speaking of course
The scary part is the dress isn’t fringed…
Are we 100% certain that she’s related to Kim, Kourtney, and the 2 cute young ones?
Only via the famewhore mother. The father was Sasquatch
Her symbiotic twin is trying to eat its way out of her side.
Soooo…circumcised?…with a hedge trimmer?
“Oh My God…I can see my bulge, I’ll have to call you back”
I wouldn’t even give this man beast a fadonk
“I’ll have the lot…Yeah, and don’t skimp on the pate.” (For all you Monty Python aficionados out there).
The very latest in Sith fashion for wookies.
Goddamnit Fish, I am trying to eat.
Ohhhhh THAT hyperdrive. I’m on it.
oh shit, i thought this was a woman. next!
She-Hulk was wearing a long evening gown before she got angry.
hmm.. I know i’m going against pretty much the entire internet… but i think she’s very doable. I like a thick woman. More cushin for the pushin.
Kinda like “Pop n Fresh”????
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