1. SSHGuru

    When Angelina sees the pics of that assistant he’ll be missing an important body part.

  2. Raoul

    “Call me,” they all said at once.

  3. TomFrank

    Okay, so last week Gerard Butler was in “Glascow,” and today Brad Pitt’s in “Glaskow.” I suppose eventually you’ll get around to calling it by the agreed upon Anglicized version, “Glasgow.”

  4. Deacon Jones

    Shit, I don’t even know this chick and I’M sick of her girlfriends asking her if she fucked him yet…

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    Two dudes and a cute girl in the picture. Neither of the guys is looking at the girl. What’s the problem here?

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    No, still not it. Do you want to see a Glasgow handshake?

  7. MrsWrong

    “60 quid? Here you go. Yeah, they can fight outside, but no fires. I don’t want her here but I’m not CRAZY…lol”

  8. PoorMaryKelly

    “assistant”? Yeah right.

  9. Brad to the Ginger… “What the fuck are you looking at? Cunt!”

    Assistant makes light of the situation.

  10. World War Z should be great. Nothing makes a better movie than starting with a book, using the title of it for the movie, and throwing away all the rest.

  11. Are you lookin’ at my bum? You bum looker, you.

  12. Venom

    Brad Pitt, pimpin all over the world.

  13. Colin

    Amazing how quickly he can go from hobo to sexpot.

  14. Arzach

    His assistant is crazy hot

  15. sewsmeup

    So gay i hate this douchebag.

  16. KC

    MISSED CONNECTIONS: Me: Movie star, long greasy hair, Members Only jacket. You: Ginger, fanny pack, love handles to die for. Our eyes met and our hands almost touched. Call me and we can finish what our eyes started.

  17. Pirate Hunter

    “Hey Pitt…yeah you, you fucking poof…I’m about to “clooney” Angelina with me billy bob after she gives me an aniston with her hewitt…what are you going to do about it?”

  18. rough bringing back the classics

    That’s a hot assistant. Angie must be one confident woman….

  19. “Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!”

  20. Steelerchick

    Yeah we did it!! What are you looking at??

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