the angry face of a soggy dump.
He’s smiling, but the muscles – they no longer work.
No that really is his smile. You don’t wanna see his eat shit and die face.
Someone lock the door to the fucking crypt. He keeps getting out.
I thought he was dead. I mean that seriously…I totally thought he was dead. I gotta take like 4 points off my dead pool score now.
Maybe this like Weekend at Bernie’s
Looks like Lindsay tried to snort someone’s Preparation H again.
Why aren’t we focusing on the more important fact that someone obviously died in Beverly Hills on tuesday?
I hear he likes to go swimmin’ with bowlegged women… or something like that.
hes got gumption
Does somebody have a poopy diaper?
He obviously didn’t choose the correct cup when he was in that cave with Indie.
Fuckin’ hipsters with their antique heads.
he can go out in daylight?
God damn kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!
Too much botox? Or not enough? Tonight, on Larry King Live!
Aw’right! There’s my car tricked out to look like an ice cream truck!
His hemorrhoids are flaring up
Now that’s Old Spice Swagger. Or maybe just Old Swagger.
♫ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man… ♫
Stephen Hawking can walk now? He’s a genius AND a hero!
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