superficial

  1. Richard McBeef

    the angry face of a soggy dump.

  2. SSHGuru

    He’s smiling, but the muscles – they no longer work.

  3. Someone lock the door to the fucking crypt. He keeps getting out.

  4. I thought he was dead. I mean that seriously…I totally thought he was dead. I gotta take like 4 points off my dead pool score now.

  5. The Brown Streak

    Looks like Lindsay tried to snort someone’s Preparation H again.

  6. MrsWrong

    Why aren’t we focusing on the more important fact that someone obviously died in Beverly Hills on tuesday?

  7. Fester

    I hear he likes to go swimmin’ with bowlegged women… or something like that.

  8. adolf hitler

    hes got gumption

  9. Jill_Ess

    Does somebody have a poopy diaper?

  10. He obviously didn’t choose the correct cup when he was in that cave with Indie.

  11. Mike Walker

    Rrrribbit!

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Fuckin’ hipsters with their antique heads.

  13. zomgbie

    he can go out in daylight?

  14. Lita

    God damn kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!

  15. Aud

    Too much botox? Or not enough? Tonight, on Larry King Live!

  16. GuyLeDouche

    Aw’right! There’s my car tricked out to look like an ice cream truck!

  17. Arzach

    His hemorrhoids are flaring up

  18. Now that’s Old Spice Swagger. Or maybe just Old Swagger.

  19. ♫ Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    I’m a woman’s man… ♫

  20. Stephen Hawking can walk now? He’s a genius AND a hero!

  21. KC

    His belt has one silver eyelet for each of his marriages.

  22. Pirate Hunter

    “San Luis Obispo, caller you’re on the air..”

    “PRUNES!!!!”

  23. Shit, now jeans are no longer cool for anybody.

  24. rough bringing back the classics

    ‘Hip’pest cat in Beverly Hills.

  25. Dave Mustaine

    Larry doesn’t look an age over 400. Picture him naked and all jacked up on viagra and cocaine sweating buckets.

  26. Dave Mustaine

    Looks like a couple of years older Jon Cryer

  27. Dick Cheney’s having a chuckle-fest.

  28. Julia

    And they mocked me for having a zombie apocalypse plan…Well, they’re here, and now who’s laughing?

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