I can make a bong from this bottle and piece of paper!
What the hell is he celebrating?? The “I’m still alive” Olympics??
“Check out how skinny my arms are!”
Yeah! I’m going to get 5 cents for this bottle I just got out of the trash.
Hipster or homeless? We shall never know.
And the winner of the college douche bag look-alike contest is…
“When celebrities dress themselves” a new thoguht provoking documentary featuring Rihanna, the Olsen twins, Katie the drone Holmes, and many more.
My ass can stretch THIS wide, that’s how I got the role on the OC.
My three girlfriends and I found these magical pants that fit each of us, even though we are all totally different sizes and one of us is a whale. Isn’t that so super neat? I hope these pants help me catch that cute bartenders eye!
Ya got yer tickets to the watergun show?
Ok I’m done I just really can’t stand this guy. Forgive me.
He is the perfect target for real hate, I don’t know why
He’s not assuming the position? I thought he was being arrested.
“I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and GAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”
These pants are the color of my vagina.
You might wanna get that checked out.
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Adam Brody in West Hollywood. (August 16, 2011)
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